May 2013
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via daniellemertina)
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i'm super good at giving advice
“Have fun in Vegas. Don’t shave, die, or knock up any hookers.”
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
“It’s easy to be considered a misandrist when men are socialized to feel entitled...”
– (via angrywomanistcritic)
annnnnnd BOOM
(via stfuhypocrisy)
behindherbeauty:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
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merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
baelor:
i want to make my child’s middle name “of House”
starkstower:
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
methodistcoloringbook:
cptfunk:
Taylor Swift...
